Stand up comedy
I was just watching some stand up on T.V. and I feel sorry for some of the guys on there. I mean, he was up in front of a whole bunch of these military guys and kept telling all these funny stories but almost no one was laughing. Are the military trained to not laugh at this stuff? No offense to the military, them protecting the people and all that stuff but do they brainwash the troops to not laugh at comedy? Some of it wasn't too funny but it at least made me chuckle. I seem to laugh more whenever I see something funny in person. Damn stand-up comedians. How the hell are they able to keep a straight face while saying all that stuff? I might think of it later.
posted by raph @ 12:58 PM
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3 Comments:
There's no humans in the military anymore. The crowd you saw were likely very realistic humour enabled robots. But the military out-sourced the coding of the humour-detection software to Micrsoft, and it's riddled with bugs. That probably explains it. I didn't tell you any of this by the way. If anyone asks, i'm not real. I'm just in your mind. iiiiiiiiin yoooooooour miiiiiiiiiind.
If you're in my mind, why is there a guy called "mark" posting here? So many questions
It's you. You're both me and you. Just like in that movie Fight Club. That was the twist in the end by the way. Crappest most over-hyped nonsensical twist ever. If you've not seen it and you feel i've ruined the film for you, then i'm sorry. But trust me, you're better off not bothering. And anyway, i'm you, so really you ruined it for yourself. Silly you!
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